1.Even though a guy has 50% more brute
strength than a girl, she is able to
withstand higher temperatures than he
can.
2.A girl has a larger stomach,
kidneys, liver, and appendix than a
guy, but she has smaller lungs, thus
giving her less breathing capacity
than a guy.
3.The right hemisphere of guys’ brains
are better developed, therefore they
are more visual, mathematic,
exploring, more sex oriented, and
commit most violent crime. Girls,
though, have the left hemisphere more
developed and are therefore more
verbal, communicative, sensitive, and
more prone to phobias and depression.
4.Guys use restrooms solely for
biological reasons — to drain their
bladder. Girls, on the other hand, use
restrooms as social lounges. Guys will
never speak a word or make eye contact
with others they don’t know there. But
girls who’ve never even met will, by
the time they’re finished, leave
laughing out loud together like old
friends.
5.When the restaurant check comes,
each of the guys will throw big bills
out on the table to supposedly pay for
the tab. When the check comes for the
girls, each will get out her
calculator to verify the total and
figure her down-to-the-penny part.
6.All week, a girl will thoughtfully
make an extensive list of things to
purchase at the store and when she
arrives, she walks directly from item
to item, comparing prices and coupons.
When the frig is empty and starting to
grow things, a guy will just show up
at the closest store and start
cruising up and down every aisle,
throwing in his basket anything that
looks appealing. Even though his cart
is jam-packed, he will try to butt in
the 10 items-or-less checkout line.
7.A guy has five items in his
bathroom — a razor, shaving cream, a
bar of soap, a toothbrush, and towel
from Holiday Inn. The average number
of items in a typical girl’s bathroom
is reported to be as high as 437, the
majority of which a guy couldn’t even
tell what they are or used for.
8.When a girl says she will be ready
in five minutes, she’s using the same
meaning of time as when a guy says the
football game has just five minutes
left to play. Neither the guy nor the
girl is counting time-outs,
commercials, or replays!
9.A girl believes that visitors will
be impressed by a clean house. A guy
believes the visitors will be
impressed by his large stereo.
10.Guys don’t decorate their
handwriting, they just chicken-
scratch. Girls will pull out their
scented, color coordinated stationary
and use ridiculously large circles,
hearts, and loops to finish off
their “i’s”, “p’s”, and “g’s.” It is a
real hassle to read a letter from a
girl. Even when she is dumping a guy,
she’ll finish it off with a smiley
face at the end!
11.If a girl is out driving and she
finds herself in unfamiliar
surroundings, she will stop at a gas
station and ask for directions. Guys,
of course, consider this to be a sign
of weakness. A guy will never stop and
ask for directions. They will drive in
a circle for hours, all the while
saying things like, "Looks like I've
found a new way to get there," and, "I
know I'm in the neighborhood. I
recognize that Ace hardware store."
12.With the exception of female
bodybuilders who call each other names
like "Ultimate
women disdain the use of nicknames. If
Amber, Suzanne, Katherine, and Natalie
get together for lunch, they will call
each other Amber, Suzanne, Katherine,
and Natalie. But if Mike, Dave, Rob,
and Aron go out on the town, they will
affectionately refer to each other as
Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut-Brain,
and Yard-Dart.
13.A girl worries about the future
until she gets a husband, while a guy
never worries about the future until
he gets a wife.
14.A girl marries a guy expecting him
to change, but he usually doesn’t. A
guy marries a girl thinking she will
always be the same — and, of course,
she isn’t.
15.Girls love cats. Guys say they love
cats, but when girls aren’t looking,
they kick cats.
Don’t u agree so?
-huifang signing off-
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